Looking for things to do in Blount County this weekend? Of course you are—that’s why you’re here instead of staring blankly at your refrigerator wondering why your life lacks excitement. Our weekend event guide delivers all the best things to do in Maryville this weekend, things to do in Alcoa this weekend, and everything happening across Blount County without the hassle of checking seventeen different websites and your aunt’s questionable Facebook shares. We’ve curated the concerts, festivals, outdoor activities, markets, and events worth your time (and yes, worth putting on real pants for). From family-friendly fun to adults-only adventures, find every reason you need to stop complaining about being bored in Blount County.

Consider this your official intervention for weekend mediocrity. We’ve gathered all the things to do this weekend in Maryville, Alcoa, and throughout Blount County so you can stop pretending you’re “just a homebody” and start actually experiencing your community. Our weekly roundup of Blount County weekend events covers everything from free activities to special happenings, giving you zero excuses to spend another weekend reorganizing your closet or watching shows you’ve already seen twice. Whether you’re exploring things to do in Alcoa for the first time or you’re a Maryville veteran who needs fresh ideas, we’ve got you covered. Bookmark this page, check back every week, and maybe, just maybe, become the person who actually has stories to tell on Monday.